Medicine Ball Testo e Traduzione

[Intro]

Ohh, my goodness! What have I done?

Oh no (oh no) I can't believe it! (believe it)

It's like (it's like)

I've got the whole world, in my palm (in my palm)

And I'm ready to drop bombs

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca

It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca

That's my sector, homosexual dissector

Come again, rewind selector!

I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector

So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya

Hannibal Lecter into guy sex, and I bet ya

I tantalize ya and in less than five seconds I get ya

They say once bitten and twice shy

Well I lie next to the guy

With nine ecstasy pills and five extra

Boxes of ribbed condoms in quantities, why yessir

I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That's my kind of vibe; what else should I try, Lester?

Drop-kick the bitch before her second trimester

Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll

Dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 2]

All my Westside bitches throw it up

Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up

Man I think that he just fell off the deep end, sho' enough

So you better change the station to keep from throwin up

Man you seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it

There's a penis on the floor and two balls so you know who did it

You know you with it girl, don't front, oh no you didn't

I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kiddin?

I'll pee on Rihanna, see man I do what I wanna

Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy gluing Madonna

To the La-Z-Boy sofa, fold her in two then sit on her

Imagine a visual for that man, who woulda thought I

Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeace

But the chick's so old she looks like she out-lived a life sentence

I never meant this, rhyme to be so offensive

If you weren't so defensive it wouldn't be, you're so sensitive!

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand

Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand

Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch

With both hands, man they don't understand I'm just a sick man

Now everybody's pissed at me – like it's my fault

His name rhymes with so many different words, jeez!

So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves

Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please?

"Eminem, I'm coming to kill you {*sniffs*}

Always hated you and I still do

You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume {*sniffs*}

Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you

You're taking this shit too far {*sniffs*}

Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire

Every day I hate you more and more, throw down the cardboard

Let's breakdance if you think you're hardcore"

[Chorus]

I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said I guess it's time for you to hate me again

Let's begin, now hand me the pen

How should I begin it and where does it all end?

My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball friends

[Outro]

The world is mine! (the world is mine)